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Roast my room

Brutal roasts.
Better rooms.

Upload your bedroom, dorm, apartment, or WFH corner. Get an instant AI roast with three fixes worth stealing—or call in a real designer for the full intervention.

Roast my roomSee how it works

Free AI roast · No credit card · You control what gets shared

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Humor first. Help always. Three moves to rescue the vibe.

The RoomRoast promise

Funny, not cruel

We roast the room—not the person living in it.

3 real fixes

Every AI punchline comes with useful next steps.

Your call

Keep it private, share it, or send it into battle.

From room pic to reaction clip

A better room starts with a worse opinion.

One photo becomes a critique, an action plan, and a vertical video built to escape the group chat.

  1. 01

    Instant AI roast

    Upload one room photo and get a sharp, playful critique with three practical fixes you can actually try.

  2. 02

    Designer video roast

    Ask a real interior designer to unpack the chaos on camera and add shoppable redesign links.

  3. 03

    Roast Battles

    Put two rooms head-to-head, invite the crowd to vote, and turn questionable decor into shareable competition.

  4. 04

    Short-form export

    Export a polished 15–30 second vertical video ready for TikTok, Reels, and YouTube Shorts.

Pick your level of honesty

Start free. Call in a pro when it gets serious.

Quick Roast

$0

Instant perspective for rooms that feel a little off.

  • One AI room roast
  • Three practical fix suggestions
  • Shareable vertical video card
  • Private or public sharing controls
Get a free roast

Designer Roast

$29

per room

Human eyes included

A personalized video critique from a real interior designer, with ideas you can shop and use.

  • Personalized designer video
  • Specific layout and styling advice
  • Shoppable redesign links
  • Ready-to-post vertical export
  • Entry eligibility for Roast Battles
Book a designer roast

Designer availability and turnaround are shown before checkout. No subscription required.

Before you expose the throw pillows

Fair questions. Straight answers.

Your blank wall can take it

Upload the room. We’ll bring the heat.

Get your free AI roast, keep the fixes, and export the reaction when it’s too accurate not to share.

Roast my room free